morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(via allmyloveis-unrequited)

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

(via sheisahopelessromantic)

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

(via 0cean0fem0tion)

sebastian-contra-mundum:

coffin-plate:

I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif

that’s it
that’s the play

(via allmyloveis-unrequited)